Do you think this dog knows how lucky it is? Do you think it knows that its owner is the hottest model ever with amazing fashion sense, and since divorcing super hot Orlando Bloom, is now like the most eligible bachelorette on the planet? Ugh. Do you think if this dog suddenly had to live with me it’d say “uh, thanks but no thanks” ? Well I bet this dog is a dumb bitch.
This outfit is chic, sexy and casually sophisticated, and I bet her stupid dog couldn’t blog about that, now could it?
I apologize.
As I’ve been writing this post, Olive Garden keeps playing the same all you can eat pasta commercial and I’m starving and out of points. I’m angry and I didn’t mean to take it out on Miranda Kerr’s dog, although it probably is a trashy whore.
As I’ve been writing this post, Olive Garden keeps playing the same all you can eat pasta commercial and I’m starving and out of points. I’m angry and I didn’t mean to take it out on Miranda Kerr’s dog, although it probably is a trashy whore.
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