WELCOME TO MYBOYFRIENDISSKINNY.COM

I set up this blog like 8 months ago and even though I haven't made a single post in those 8 months, I have, however, somehow found a way to gain 20 pounds, not save any money and develop some sort of allergy to air conditioners! Achieving all of these things WAS NOT easy. It took hours upon hours of dead-end online shopping, making empty plans to redecorate my apartment, and lots of stress eating.  

It's plain and simple, I need to lose weight, and be cuter, so why don't you join me?

Whether it's a recipe for a dessert that satisfies the fatty inside all of us, minus the fat, OR, finding an outfit to wear to an engagement party that makes you feel like a skinny hot girl, even though we all know the truth - this blog is meant to light heartedly empower us all. 
  
I am hoping, through my 'quirky' blend of utter depression and delusional overconfidence, I can help down trodden females everywhere who may or may not have a few pounds to lose dress better, eat better, live better and above all, feel better. I mean, if Gwyneth can do it, it must be easy, right?! 

Everyone is always welcome here, my digital arms are always open, however, you might not embrace me if: 

- You have a problem with the word 'chubster'. 

- You are a clean eater. Seriously, get the hell out of here. I'm trying to eat mac n cheese with as few calories as possible, I don't care if there's actual poison in there, if it still tastes like mac n cheese, I'm eating it (just kidding, sort of). 

- You staged a photo using a vintage typewriter.  

- You don't have a sense of humor about yourself, or me. 

That being said, thank you for visiting and remember, if you love me, I love you… Now, I leave you with my nightmare, what I could have easily become had I pursued my musical theater major after college.